Quantcast
 

This or That: Torturous Toenails or a Hairy Behind?

Tue, 04/08/2008 - 8:00am by DearSugar
1,321 Views - 26 comments

The guy you’ve been dating for a while asks you to his house for dinner. You have a wonderful meal and a great evening. Things are going so well, and you’re so into him that you decide to let down your guard a bit and thing really start to heat up. As the evening progresses, you end up stripping down and he follows suit. Would it be worse if…

This: When he takes off his socks, you’re confronted with the longest toenails you’ve ever seen, and they’re not well taken care of either? He’s completely hot, but long, yellowed toenails are just plain unattractive and unhygienic.

Or…

That: His backside is completely overgrown with black, curly hairs? Sure, you love a man with hair, but you were hoping there would be more on his head than his behind.

Neither is pleasant, but which is worse?

Source

on Yahoo!

Related Ido Stories

Related Network Stories


 
 
 

26 Comments Add a Comment

  • linb's picture
    linb
    1

    A hairy behind is worse! Sadly, I've grown accustomed to long ugly toenails. But at least my boyfriend has a great ass Smiling

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • petite42's picture
    petite42
    5

    Back hair is something that takes major manscaping to keep under control, he doesn't see it because it's on his back, and I wouldn't blame him if he'd prefer not to undergo frequent, painful waxing!

    But toenails??? Sheesh! That is something that takes two seconds to keep under control. Yes some people can get fungal infections, so that I wouldn't blame him for. But LONG toenails??? It takes two seconds to clip them!! That would tell me this man has poor overall hygiene and doesn't take care of himself. I would worry he also doesn't brush and floss his teeth either!!!

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • lemuse20's picture
    lemuse20
    6

    Hahaha!! Ewww. I dunno, untaken care of toenails might take longer than you'd think, especially if they're yellow. I guess I choose hairy behind Sad ugh...

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • vmruby's picture
    vmruby
    9

    Neither..... but i have to choose so i'd rather deal with the long toenails (they can be cut)over the hairy caboose any time.....

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • Random's picture
    Random
    10

    Toe nails. They're so easy to take care of, it's not a good sign that he can't take a few minutes to give them a trim when needed. And I'm not completely smooth and hairless all the time, so I'd hate to have him turn it on me on the week I don't feel like shaving my legs.

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • omilawd's picture
    omilawd
    12

    Hairy butt is worse.

    Toenails are easier to avoid in the heat of the moment.

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • Hootie's picture
    Hootie
    15

    Oh the nasty toenails would be too much!
    That is something he sees daily and does nothing about!
    That is just being dirty and having funky feet!

    A hairy behind wouldn't run me off.
    I wouldn't force him to wax it.
    That's painful.
    As long as he always smells good, I'm good.

    A man must be clean and well groomed!
    No tiger toes!

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • cereal_please's picture
    cereal_please
    17

    Either way, he doesn't really feel like taking care of himself, and if he's that lazy, I'd prefer the nasty toenails only because that takes less effort and pain to wax his entire backside.

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • 0danielle0's picture
    0danielle0
    18

    Tough one, but I said toes. He'd be on his way to a pedicure appointment with me ASAP!

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • thorswitch's picture
    thorswitch
    19

    Kind of a tricky one for me since my guy's been known to have both - but the rest of him is so lovely that it more than makes up for it. Given a choice, though, it's the toenails - I don't wanna get scratched and he CAN (and frequently does) fix it!

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • seraphimm's picture
    seraphimm
    20

    EWWWWWWWWW NASTYYYYYYYYY
    YELLOW LONG TOENAILS
    that is sooooooooo much worse than a hairy back.
    wow I'm starting to appreciate my short-toenailed, smooth-backed boyfie. HAHAHAH

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • Emiily's picture
    Emiily
    22

    Toenails are something you can change in a second, but hair is harder because waxing is painful and guys are lazy. I'd rather date a hairy guy than a guy with gross toe nails. So gross.

    39 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • Cherrytree94's picture
    Cherrytree94
    23

    I have this thing about hating feet so long toenails are a huge thing for me to have to deal with. The hairy back is gross too but not as bad as the toenails.

    39 weeks 21 hours ago Report Comment
  • pink_magnetism's picture
    pink_magnetism
    24

    I'm voting the toe nails as worse, because that is something he is choosing to grow.

    39 weeks 21 hours ago Report Comment
  • Meike's picture
    Meike
    25

    Overgrown, yellow toenails are worst. That shows more the guy's lack of care for their own hygiene.

    As for the backside body hair, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that as long as he showers thoroughly everyday and is clean. That is natural and not unhygienic.

    39 weeks 21 hours ago Report Comment
  • mandy_frost's picture
    mandy_frost
    26

    Agree with all the folks who said no long toenails since that is basic hygiene.

    However, if any of you folks are the same ones who say it's "gross" to not "groom" your pubic hair on today's, do NOT give a double standard and say it's ok for the guys to be lazy with the waxing.

    Either way, I think both hairs are normal, and the toenails are something you KNOW can be problematic if you don't take care of.

    39 weeks 13 hours ago Report Comment

Leave a Comment

To post comments, please log in or register.



Morsels of goodness, delivered daily.

Enter your email below:
 
 
 
 
 
 











©1976-2009 Sugar Inc. | Privacy (updated July-4-2008) | Terms of Use | Copyright Policy | Advertise | Contact Us