
We already know that
dudes don't spend very much on grooming, but that's not necessarily the case when it comes to us. According to a new YWCA study,
Beauty At Any Cost, American women spend $7 billion a year on cosmetic procedures and items. That averages out to about $100 a month for each woman — though certainly some big spenders are making up for the low-maintenance beauties out there.

The scenario: Your ex wore a certain cologne/deodorant/scented something-or-other for the entire duration of your relationship, and now you can't bear the smell. Not even on a cab driver or brother-in-law. Or, their favorite scent of yours now only reminds you of them (goodbye, sweet Narciso .

Common products used in the shower: shampoo, conditioner, some kind of soap, shaving cream, face wash and toothpaste!. You see, several weeks ago at a dinner party, the majority of the guys in attendance admitted to scrubbing not only their bodies — but their teeth — while showering. It got me to thinking that maybe doing a little multitasking in my morning routine might not be that bad of an idea.

People's reaction to a bad beauty service can go one of two ways: they either have a
Foxy Brown-caliber freak out or they pretend to like it to be nice. Of course, every kid has cried after a haircut, so let's limit this to our adult lives. Spill those horror stories.

I was just reading this old
New York Times article where
Gizmodo's Brian Lam says that his dream gadget would be a shower karaoke machine. Genius. Two years later, it still doesn't exist, but it got me thinking about how I would answer that question about beauty.
Whether it’s a teenage run-in with a tub of Manic Panic or a visit to a colorist who must have still been drunk from the night before, it’s pretty common to have a hair color disaster. Have you ever colored your hair, hated it, and had it colored again right away?
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Whenever a pesky gray pops up here and there, a not-so-nice phrase sounding quite similar to pluck it comes to mind. Ah, those gray hairs. We all get them — they're just an inevitable part of the aging process.

I hardly remember anything about playing with Barbie dolls besides cutting their hair and then regretting it. Whether I was channeling my inner
Sally Hershberger (doubtful) or just being a destructive kid remains up for debate, but in the meantime, tell me...
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Lipstick cases have retro appeal, but would you carry one now.
Bath & Body Works even sells a lipgloss case. Do these just add extra weight to your bag and an extra step to something that should be simple.

It is estimated that one in 11 Americans are shoplifters, and cosmetics counters with their testers and small items are an easy target for those searching for the five-finger discount. (Maybe even
Winona Ryder.) So tell me: Have you ever stolen a beauty product. And if you have the guts, reveal what it was in the comments (come on, the statute of limitations has probably passed).
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